It’s been another one of those weeks. Your boss has been on your case, the kids are yelling, your significant other is crabby and no matter how much you clean it, your house is always a mess. Time for a massage!
After arriving for your long overdue appointment and once left
alone in the treatment room, you tear off your clothes like it’s nobody’s
business and scramble to get under the covers of the massage table. After
smooshing your face awkwardly into the face rest, you fidget for a moment and at
long last--with a sigh of relief--you sink down into the table. Finally.
The therapist enters the room and the moment you’ve been
impatiently waiting for commences. The sheets are pulled back and the warm oil
is applied as the therapist continues to glide and knead all your aches and
worries away.
And then you feel it.
Bubbles of gas build up in your belly.
Oh no, you think. Just hold it in. It’ll pass.
And it does. Whew.
But then a moment later you feel it again, stronger this
time. Still, you hold it in. But this time, your stomach announces the
situation with a loud gurgle.
No, no, no. Please,
no. Why now? You think, as you start to panic as if strapped to a bomb that
could go off at any minute, rendering you paralyzed with shame and horror. You
start to sweat. You feel like a Dutch oven ready to implode, but how could you
possibly admit that?
And then--without any further warning to take cover or to
run and hide--it happens.
Oh God. Oh no. I can’t
believe that just happened. Maybe she didn’t hear it. What am I thinking? Of
COURSE she did. It was like an 8.8 on the Richter scale! The whole table shook.
Maybe the entire room shook. Does it smell bad? I can’t tell, I’ve had my face
crammed into this face rest thing up to my ears and all I want to do is squeeze
my entire body into it and disappear into a black hole…
Now let’s take a step back and assess the situation for a
moment.
Is it REALLY that bad?
No. And I’ll tell you why.
When your body is relaxed, the parasympathetic nervous
system (AKA the “Rest and Digest” system) kicks into gear. One of three
divisions of the involuntary autonomic nervous system, the parasympathetic
system conserves energy as it slows the heart rate, increases intestinal and
glandular activity, and relaxes muscles in the gastrointestinal tract. Combine
that with the massage stimulating the lymphatic, circulatory and digestive
systems and you are no longer fully in control of everything that your body
does. And that’s ok, because your massage therapist should have learned all
about this during his or her training.
Stomach gurgles, burping, farting and snoring are all
familiar sounds to massage therapists and should really be recognized as a job
well done on their part. Much like slurping soup in Japan
is a sign of approval and appreciation to the chef, those sounds that you try
not to make during your massage could be considered a compliment to the
therapist…as unorthodox as it may seem. ;)
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